Here’s one thing you need to know about the author, whom is this guy:
I’m Ian. I’m a Sagittarius, and I don’t think that the Zodiac’s important, but I do dig that I’d be a horseman who wields a boy and arrow. I am bad at beards, good at geeks, and gaga for gum but not Gaga. Nothing against her; just not my bag. I love to hate, hate to love, love to love, and hate to hate, but I don’t really nothing anything. You are currently reading these words, and I’m not sure if I should apologize for that yet.
So. One thing. Give or take about 14 things. Numbers are hard.